Manticorn

LORD OF THE HARVEST

Favorite song is Shine On Harvest Moon, for obvious reasons. Favorite game is Stardew Valley because he has very strong opinions of the current state of the Harvest Moon series, please don't ask him why thanks.

He likes corn. A lot. He IS made of corn and self love is very important so GOOD FOR HIM. What does he do with it? None of your business. Just leave it in a pile and he'll bless you with corny goodness, whatever that means. He's a God, but he's also a dude, so he can definitely HANG if you catch my drift.

And if you're friends with him, he'll even give you a ride to the airport. Just don't make it weird. He is completely aware he is a sentient vehicle (By the way, don't get him started about how Henry Ford STOLE HIS WHEEL DESIGN) but that doesn't mean he doesn't have dignity, you know? He'll give you a ride to the airport but only if he knows you pretty well and only if you're not a total jerk to him and don't give him corn when he asks.