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ENTRY 10: "Okay, so I would like to apologize to you. Honestly, I guess I just need to cut the screaming part out. There was a bright light yes, but it looks like it was a space shuttle making an emergency landing..........during a church ritual.  It's not from the good ol' USquishA. It looks like it's from Squissha.  Do they even do Cosmonauts anymore? How old is this vessel?

ENTRY 11: "Like my dad always said 'Never approach a crashed space shuttle immediately. There's radiation and heat that could really give you a bad day.' Thanks Dad. So I got a little closer to the burning crater. But then had to get back a bit because the Corn church came speeding up because I guess it interrupted their spirited singing competition, I don't know.

"ENTRY 12" Okay, so a corgi in a space suit has exited the space craft. That makes perfect sense. An astronaut would certainly exit a Squisshan space craft. He's also probably Squisshan so he's gonna not have much to say to a reporter that don't know Squisshan.

So, it looks like the leader, priest, reverend, whatever of the church is angry at him? Maybe he's just intense. They're having a disagreement though definitely. Yeah, sure, argue with an astronaut as soon as he crash lands is a great idea. Okay, now the reverend looks a bit scared, maybe? What did the astronaut say?

ENTRY 13: "The church is definitely gone now. They packed up and left.  The Astronaut is just.......staring at the sky? Should I say something to him? Maybe call the police? Okay, i'm gonna do it. Diane, i'm gonna be a great person. I'm gonna set the recorder in my pocket so it doesn't seem like i'm spying on him."

ENTRY 14: *crinkling noises as the recorder continually rubs against a candy bar wrapper* Hey.......buddy. What's up? My name is Jack, i'm a reporter for the Minneaposquish Star. Just doing my duty and seeing if you're okay! Hey, can you hear me? Oh good! Hey......sup? Do you speak English?.......Do you speak at all? Here, let me help you take your helmet off. You're on your home planet now buddy! Time to breathe in that fresh Squishesota air! Oh........okay, you can keep it on then. Say......what's in your helmet? Looks like a reflection of the sky but.....no......that's not it. Are you moving around? No, that's not it.....It's changing. The shape, the reflection, whatever.........................Oh my God. *static noises*